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I'm never paying you back

I'm never paying you back

$5.00

5x7 Folded Greetings Card (blank inside)

Congratulations– on finally leaving that human toilet

Get Your Shit Together

Congratulations–for literally anything other than getting married or having a baby

Congratulations–for completing the task I asked you to do weeks ago

Thank You– for keeping my plants alive

Thank You–for not making me watch your band play

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